I got back from sunny London town a couple of days ago, tired, sore and hungry; but happy and in one piece. It was awesome in every sense of the word.. Allow me to bore you with semi-meticulous details.
The first place we visited was the Natural History Museum. After having my bag searched for alcohol by a seemingly blind security lady, we spent the next few hours gawping at the jaw-dropping array of stuffed animals and skeletons as well as the slightly more boring but nonetheless enormous array of rocks.
At the crack of noon the next day we sped across the city at a frenetic and sweaty pace to find the inconspicuously located Hunterian Museum. It was fantastic! Amongst it's display cases it had everything from horse nipples to human babies: an undeniable plethora of inspiration. I could happily spend a fortnight living between the exhibits drawing and scrutinising and return a week later equally as amazed. Unfortunately photos weren't allowed so I've pinched some from the all-knowing Google for you to enjoy/ be sick at, depending on your disposition.
New born crocodile, Hunterian Gallery (Royal College of Surgeons)
Kangaroo foetuses, Hunterian Gallery (Royal College of Surgeons)
Octopus, Hunterian Gallery (Royal College of Surgeons)
Human foetuses at varying stages of gestation, Hunterian Gallery (Royal College of Surgeons)
To calm ourselves after all this excitement we ventured to, among other places, the delightful Crobar in Soho where for the next few hours we drank, admired the rather cool decor and drank.
Kick-ass stained glass, Crobar (Soho, London)
Says it all really, Crobar (Soho, London)
On our final day, after all these lovely, eye-melting sights, we made one last trek across London to meet our favourite illustrator/ tattoo artist Scott Move at The Circle tattoo studio in Soho. We spent about five hours there chatting, browsing, listening to rad music and being tattooed by the man himself. It was bloody brilliant.
Axewound bear belly tattoo, 2012, Scott Move
Here are five juicy gems of knowledge I gained from our little getaway:
- In London (particularly on the underground) it's perfectly acceptable to push someone out of the way rather than go around them - it's just common sense.
- In the posher areas of London; tattoos, piercings and dressing like a handsome vagrant will get you pointed at by children and stared at by their mothers.
- If you have a railcard and plan to use the rail, put two and two together and don't forget to take it with you.
- Belly tattoos hurt alot, even if you have glistening, rock-hard abs like myself.
- London is awesome; go there with your best friend and do all the things above. Twice if you have time.